| Date |
Title |
Rating |
| 2009-11-20 |
Jones Destroys Valuable Collectable; Hangs Head in Shame |
3.3 |
| 2009-11-20 |
Kotaku Fund Raiser Fun |
5 |
| 2009-11-18 |
Confession: I Bought A Collector's Edition (And I'm Not Sure Why) |
5 |
| 2009-11-17 |
2009: It's Over. We Hardly Knew You, Old Friend. |
5 |
| 2009-11-13 |
A Story on CG Not About Modern Warfare 2!!!! (Hooray.) |
4 |
| 2009-11-12 |
Pigs Are Flying Dept.: Jones Tries Assassin's Creed II |
4.8 |
| 2009-11-12 |
Video Professor responds to Scamville article |
None |
| 2009-11-11 |
So I Just Watched "That Part" of Fox & Friends |
4.4 |
| 2009-11-10 |
So I just played "that part" of Modern Warfare 2 |
2.7 |
| 2009-11-10 |
Make a Mint! Sell Your Copy of Modern Warfare 2 on eBay! (Er, wait...) |
3.2 |
| 2009-11-09 |
Overheard at the Modern Warfare 2 Midnight Launch |
None |
| 2009-11-09 |
Modern Warfare 2: Am I the Only One Who Feels Utterly Indifferent Towards This Game? |
3.3 |
| 2009-11-03 |
Jones: STILL Playing FF XII; Gets Killed By Werewolves; Penelo = Killed Too |
5 |
| 2009-10-29 |
It Came From the Game Room: 10 Things Evan Narcisse Said While Playing Tekken 6 |
3.8 |
| 2009-10-28 |
Day Two: Final Fantasy XII: Jones Defeats Rogue Tomato, Does Some Shopping In Town |
5 |
| 2009-10-27 |
Day One: Jones Plays Final Fantasy XII; Spots Menacing Chocobos |
4.5 |
| 2009-10-26 |
Gaming's He-Man Woman-Haters Club |
None |
| 2009-10-26 |
RIP Rannie Yoo |
5 |
| 2009-10-26 |
The Great Cull of 2009: What Do You Do With Old, Crappy Games? |
4.7 |
| 2009-10-22 |
10 Things I'm Looking Forward to Doing in the NYC Crispy Office |
5 |
| 2009-10-15 |
Glee! Mr. Miyamoto Opens Up, Signs Wii |
4.8 |
| 2009-10-14 |
ESPN's Top 10 Sports Documentaries Includes...King of Kong? |
3.9 |
| 2009-10-09 |
Jones Vows To Play/Finish Final Fantasy XII |
3.5 |
| 2009-10-08 |
Real-life Ocarinas: Just in Time for the Holiday Shopping Season |
3.5 |
| 2009-10-06 |
The Indie Game That Ryan Kuo Wants To Play: The Hallway |
3.5 |
| 2009-10-01 |
Post-TGS 2009: This is Why I Miss Having Arcades Around |
3.8 |
| 2009-09-25 |
TGS 2009: A Hot (Makuhari) Messe |
3.7 |
| 2009-09-25 |
A Story Told In Screenshots |
4.2 |
| 2009-09-25 |
TGS 2009: Jones and Teti go to a McDonald's |
3.8 |
| 2009-09-25 |
Help! I Try Real Life Motocross (A Girl Made Me Do It) |
4 |
| 2009-09-23 |
TGS 2009: Sekkusu! Part Two: Final Fantasy Sekkusu! |
3.3 |
| 2009-09-23 |
TGS 2009: Teti and Jones Go To A Baseball Game |
2.8 |
| 2009-09-23 |
TGS 2009: Teti and Jones Eat Curry, Set Tokyo Rice Record |
3.7 |
| 2009-09-23 |
TGS 2009: ATTACK OF THE ROTATING YELLOW DEMON |
3.3 |
| 2009-09-23 |
TGS 2009: Sekkusu! Part One |
3.9 |
| 2009-09-20 |
TGS 2009: Teti and Jones Go To Tokyo Arcades, Vol. 1 |
3.9 |
| 2009-09-19 |
TGS 2009: Jones Gets a Massage |
3.7 |
| 2009-09-19 |
TGS 2009: Jones and Teti Arrive, Drop Bags, Describe Tokyo as "OUR KIND OF TOWN." |
2.6 |
| 2009-09-18 |
Rocksteady Made One Other Great Game Too... |
2.9 |
| 2009-09-08 |
PAX 2009: It's over, and Jones has some complaining to do. |
3.3 |
| 2009-09-06 |
PAX Day 3: Press Room Tumbleweed Spotted |
2.7 |
| 2009-09-06 |
PAX Day 3: My Sex Talk with BioWare's Dr. Greg (Part 2) |
3.5 |
| 2009-09-06 |
PAX DAY 3: World's Strangest Interview Ever with BioWare's Dr. Greg, Part 1 |
2.9 |
| 2009-09-05 |
PAX Day 2 Pic: Photos of those Gigantic, Fart-absorbing Cushions |
3 |
| 2009-09-05 |
PAX Day 2: 10 Games on Display That I Have Never Heard Of |
2.6 |
| 2009-09-05 |
DAY 2: LSU Tigers, Inflatable Hammers, and new levels for Fieldrunners |
3.6 |
| 2009-09-04 |
When Game Academics Attack (The subject) |
4 |
| 2009-09-04 |
PAX Day 1: Doors Open, Revelry Ensues |
3.7 |
| 2009-09-04 |
Why Jay-Z is a walking videogame. (Or: Jay-Z is performing for free.) |
5 |
| 2009-09-04 |
PAX 2009: Crispy Gamer Drops Its Bags, Pronounces Seattle "OUR KIND OF TOWN!" |
4.8 |
| 2009-09-02 |
Games Make You Smart, Part 75, Starring Will Wright, Tetris and more |
3.5 |
| 2009-09-01 |
Why games are more like tricycles |
4.5 |
| 2009-08-31 |
It’s A Small World, After All: What the Disney/Marvel Deal Could Mean for Video Games |
4.5 |
| 2009-08-26 |
Crispy Gamer's Awesome New Facebook Appy: Now 100-percent downloadable |
3.1 |
| 2009-08-24 |
Swag Tester: Win Two Modern Warfare 2 Pens + A Crispy Hat! |
2.9 |
| 2009-08-20 |
Cutting Room Floor: The Game District 9 Really Reminded Me Of |
3.1 |
| 2009-08-20 |
Why Game Critics Suck: Boats |
2.7 |
| 2009-08-19 |
PS3 Slim: Michael Pachter hasn't stated the obvious yet, so I will. |
3.1 |
| 2009-08-18 |
Good Night |
3.4 |
| 2009-08-17 |
A little bit country, a little less rock and roll |
2.9 |
| 2009-08-17 |
Theories on the final Beatles: Rock Band song |
3.7 |
| 2009-08-13 |
Win a free Games on Demand code for BioShock! (Among other stuff.) |
3.2 |
| 2009-08-11 |
NOT NEWS ALERT: Xbox 360's Netflix 'Exclusivity' |
3.2 |
| 2009-08-10 |
When It Comes to Demos, Size Matters? |
3.4 |
| 2009-08-10 |
Make your own Game Featuring T-Pain |
2.8 |
| 2009-08-07 |
The Very Awesome Punch-Out Commercial: "I'll sleep when I'm dead." |
3.9 |
| 2009-08-04 |
Swag Tester: Win a Copy of King of Fighters XII + A Kyo Figure! |
2.9 |
| 2009-07-30 |
Ten Questions: Offspring's Noodles |
3.4 |
| 2009-07-29 |
Crispy Adventurers Club: Marshal Your Forces! Stiff Upper Lip! |
3 |
| 2009-07-29 |
Contests Galore: Free Tickets, Free Phones, Free Stardom! |
3 |
| 2009-07-23 |
The Jones Report: Next Gen = Still Not Entirely Necessary |
3.1 |
| 2009-07-21 |
Swag Tester: Win a Zelda: Spirit Tracks DS Stylus (or a Chinatown Wars Stylus) |
3 |
| 2009-07-17 |
No-Duh Dept.: So I finally got around to playing Call of Duty 4... |
3 |
| 2009-07-15 |
The iPhone's REAL killer gaming feature (or: How my iPod Touch saved me from Nancy Grace) |
3.1 |
| 2009-07-10 |
Get Jacked Up: Rock out with Daughtry in Seattle! |
3.4 |
| 2009-07-09 |
Swag Tester: Win a Battlestations: Pacific Zippo + Calendar |
3 |
| 2009-07-09 |
I'm sick of hearing about Scribblenauts too, but... |
2.9 |
| 2009-07-08 |
Runaway Hit: Not Such a Bad Idea After All? |
3.5 |
| 2009-07-01 |
Swag Tester: Win the New Harry Potter DS Game, Plus Snap Bracelets! |
3.3 |
| 2009-06-29 |
It's Been About Six Minutes Since Anyone Mentioned This... |
3.4 |
| 2009-06-22 |
How Max von Sydow Wound Up In Ghostbusters: The Video Game |
None |
| 2009-06-20 |
By the numbers: Money makes the world go 'round |
None |
| 2009-06-18 |
Swag Tester: Win an Indiana Jones Mr. Potato Head |
3.2 |
| 2009-06-15 |
I think I'm going to cry |
2.8 |
| 2009-06-15 |
Sims vs Spore: Battle Royale! |
3.8 |
| 2009-06-10 |
Need a Band Name? Look to Classic Games |
4 |
| 2009-06-09 |
Rumor: Atari and Cryptic working on Neverwinter Nights Online game |
3.3 |
| 2009-06-09 |
Games in Random Places |
3.7 |
| 2009-06-09 |
Why print gaming journalism is doomed |
4.3 |
| 2009-06-08 |
The Fine Art of Missing E3 |
4.1 |
| 2009-06-08 |
Swag Tester: Win a Case of Mountain Dew Game Fuel |
2.9 |
| 2009-06-07 |
A Faulty Connection for James Cameron's Avatar? |
4 |
| 2009-06-06 |
E3 2009: The Aftermath |
3 |
| 2009-06-05 |
The Jones Report: The Five Stages of Post E3 Grieving |
4.3 |
| 2009-06-03 |
Things That Are Not Booth Babes |
3.4 |
| 2009-06-03 |
Justice League Alert!: DCUO on PS3 |
2.9 |
| 2009-06-03 |
Welcome To Real Life Rapture: The Westin Bonaventure |
4.1 |
| 2009-06-03 |
Man, 2010 is going to be AWESOME! |
3.3 |
| 2009-06-03 |
Motion Sickness |
3 |
| 2009-06-02 |
Majority Rule |
3.2 |
| 2009-06-02 |
Nintendo's Missing "Nevers" |
None |
| 2009-06-02 |
Overheard at E3: The Sony Difference |
3 |
| 2009-06-02 |
Take Nintendo's Official E3 Trivia Quiz |
2.4 |
| 2009-06-02 |
The Jones Report: It's Not Surreal; It's E3. [NSFW] |
2.6 |
| 2009-06-02 |
Nintendo's E3 Trivia Quiz |
None |
| 2009-06-01 |
Pre-E3 pressers bring the (external) star power |
4.1 |
| 2009-06-01 |
Batman on my Keycard: Insidious Ads at E3 |
3 |
| 2009-05-29 |
What to Wear at E3: The Rules of Jones |
3.5 |
| 2009-05-27 |
Memorable E3 Press Conference Moments: Honorable Mentions |
4.2 |
| 2009-05-27 |
Crispy 2.0 Status Report: Your Status |
3.9 |
| 2009-05-26 |
Welcome to GameStop, How Can I OHMYGOD BEES |
3.2 |
| 2009-05-25 |
Not my fish |
3.1 |
| 2009-05-21 |
Jones Says: The iPhone is not evil (even if most iPhone owners are). |
3.2 |
| 2009-05-11 |
Th1s H4s 7o St0p! Sensible Game Numbering NOW! |
4.6 |
| 2009-05-06 |
Going Old-School with Nethack |
5 |
| 2009-05-06 |
This is a test |
4 |
| 2009-05-05 |
The Most Inspirational Video Ever Made |
3.5 |
| 2009-05-05 |
Gaming by the Numbers: Hours and Hours |
4.8 |
| 2009-05-04 |
The Apocalypse Is Nigh... |
4 |
| 2009-05-01 |
I Killed Kyle |
3 |
| 2009-05-01 |
Wolverine Game Might Not Suck.. |
4.2 |
| 2009-04-30 |
Boston man gets drunk, awakes to find Sonic Spinball downloaded |
3.5 |
| 2009-04-28 |
The Black Gate Murders: The Road to Britain |
3.2 |
| 2009-04-25 |
Words, Words, Words |
3 |
| 2009-04-24 |
Were GTA: Chinatown Wars' Sales Really That Dissappointing? |
None |
| 2009-04-23 |
On the growing, troubling elitism of hardcore gamers |
None |
| 2009-04-23 |
Memo to Nick Torchia: You Are Not Alone |
3.3 |
| 2009-04-23 |
Demi-oh-my-god |
3.3 |
| 2009-04-22 |
The Force Unleashed Dinner: The Star (Bucks) Edition |
2.9 |
| 2009-04-21 |
My Sister Annotates Blazing Prattles Ep. 21 |
4.5 |
| 2009-04-21 |
The Force Unleashed dinner: Jimmy Smits is definitely not a dick. |
5 |
| 2009-04-21 |
First Video of Lego Rock Band |
3.2 |
| 2009-04-20 |
The Cutting Room Floor: The toughest levels in The Force Unleashed |
3.8 |
| 2009-04-17 |
The World Record That Wasn't |
3.5 |
| 2009-04-16 |
Attention NYC-based readers!: Warren Spector at NYU right now! |
5 |
| 2009-04-16 |
Resident Evil 5's wooden boxes/snakes/eggs EXPLAINED (sort of) |
5 |
| 2009-04-15 |
What A Bear |
3.4 |
| 2009-04-14 |
48 Days Later: Wii MotionPlus Release Has One Odd Minus |
3.4 |
| 2009-04-14 |
Can you do Kodu? |
4.4 |
| 2009-04-13 |
And Yet... |
3.7 |
| 2009-04-13 |
Twitter Teaches Typing |
5 |
| 2009-04-13 |
Get Fit Remotely |
3 |
| 2009-04-10 |
Memories from D&D |
3.8 |
| 2009-04-08 |
Birds of a Feather |
4 |
| 2009-04-08 |
Billy Mitchell v. Steve Wiebe: The Ali-Frazier of Videogames |
5 |
| 2009-04-07 |
Godfather II PR Stunt: "And may their first child be a masculine child." |
3.3 |
| 2009-04-06 |
Mysteries of Gaming Revealed!: Why the DSi packaging is weirdly hefty. |
5 |
| 2009-04-03 |
Mister Rogers Got Game |
3.7 |
| 2009-04-03 |
DSi's high-tech box: Applause, Lights, Embarrassment |
5 |
| 2009-04-02 |
Have I Aged Well?: Super Punch-Out!! on the Virtual Console |
4.8 |
| 2009-04-01 |
Your Comprehensive Guide to Nintendo's DSi Cakes (UPDATED!) |
5 |
| 2009-04-01 |
Rhythm Heaven, Live Acoustic Version |
3.9 |
| 2009-04-01 |
Global Agenda and my MMO virginity |
5 |
| 2009-03-31 |
Unpublished |
5 |
| 2009-03-30 |
Keita Takahashi Drew My Picture, Part 2 |
4.4 |
| 2009-03-30 |
Sony GDC Party Invite: Arrives Late; Is Definitely Not Biodegradable |
3.4 |
| 2009-03-27 |
Keita Takahashi Drew My Picture |
4.7 |
| 2009-03-26 |
Savor That Flavor |
4.5 |
| 2009-03-26 |
Life After Games Journalism |
4.5 |
| 2009-03-26 |
It's Not How It Looks |
4.5 |
| 2009-03-26 |
10 Totally Fake Real-Sounding GDC Panels |
3.3 |
| 2009-03-25 |
Brad Wardell, Elemental, and GOO |
5 |
| 2009-03-25 |
Zombie Attack Outside the Moscone Center: They can smell your fear (and embarrassment) |
4.7 |
| 2009-03-25 |
Your chance to ask questions (sort of): Open Source Interview with LucasArts producer |
5 |
| 2009-03-25 |
Bio lesson |
None |
| 2009-03-25 |
GDC Playing Cards: 100-percent Less Nudity |
None |
| 2009-03-25 |
Catch-up: Shuffling the Deck and my OnLive hands-on |
None |
| 2009-03-24 |
In Deep |
4.8 |
| 2009-03-24 |
Sweaty Palms! |
5 |
| 2009-03-23 |
The GDC Dilemma |
5 |
| 2009-03-23 |
Fun with Crayons |
5 |
| 2009-03-23 |
Daddy, where do tote bags come from? |
5 |