Passion Play:
Unlike Paul on the road to Damascus, there was no enlighten for me as I made my way to Britain - unless you count the Guardian’s helpful interjections. Just north of Trinsic a trio of Fellowship members put on a passion play... about the Fellowship. Good to see they were thinking outside the box. Now they aresleeping inside a box.
Men Killed: 2
Women Killed: 1
Passion Killed: 0
Dungeon Destard Entrances:
A unicorn and a trio of adventurers walk into the dungeon Destard. The adventurer says to the beast "How do you know if someone is a virgin?" The Unicorn replies "I don't know - the Avatar just stabbed me in my face."
Adventurers Killed: 3
Mythological Creatures Killed: 1
Virgins Killed: 1
Paws:
Now that's what I call service: when you can buy your meat and your fix in the same place, that is. Nobody in this town will
ride the snake ever again.
Men Killed: 6
Women Killed: 5
Children Killed: 2
Homeless Killed: 2
Total Kills: 20