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World's Greatest Videogame Toilets: Crispy Gamer

by Ryan Kuo | 6. May 2009 12:59 | permalink

Our series of the World's Greatest Videogame Toilets has finally drawn to a close with today's Bonus Flush, 3D Realms' highly dubious Shadow Warrior. What I've learned from this series is that videogame toilet humor died out a long time ago. Today's virtual toilets are photorealistic but not a whole lot of fun. Then again, breaking toilets in real life is kind of a drag. See above.

(Check out the toilet archive here.)

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Tags: world's greatest videogame toilets, toilets, bathrooms, broken toilets, flush, bonus flush, shadow warrior

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ScottJones
5/22/2009 3:23:21 PM

This reminded me of a Japanese horror film. Only more coherent.

Excellent work, Dr. Kuo.

Excellent!
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CG-Prophet
5/7/2009 6:25:25 PM

@Anakin:

I think Ryan was trying to quiz me or something. BTW plumbing is the worst thing i've ever done. Who wants to wrangle a filhty old toilet bowl?
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Anakin
5/7/2009 1:50:32 PM

@CG-Prophet:

Mad skills. Thanks for the How-to.
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CG-Prophet
5/7/2009 12:49:52 PM

Sure. First turn off the water to the tank, disconnect it, and drain it as best you can, take the nuts off the anchor bolts from the floor. Lift it as best you can so as not to spill any nasty toilet water or hit those anchors.

Take the waxed wring off the circular metal ring it sits on. Clean it up as best you can. Put a new wax ring down. Take your new toilet and line it up properly. Press it down on the wax ring so that it seals properly.

Assuming you've done all of this correctly hook the water hose up to the back of the tank, turn the water on, fill it up and then test it.

If water isn't leaking all over the fucking floor then your porcelain throne is ready for business..
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RyanKuo
5/7/2009 11:56:52 AM

@CG-Prophet:

Can you describe the process of installing a new toilet?
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CG-Prophet
5/6/2009 10:43:22 PM

..and where Michael retrieves the gun.
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GusMastrapa
5/6/2009 8:08:19 PM

That's where daddy keeps his medicine.
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CG-Prophet
5/6/2009 7:26:39 PM

You know what's a real drag? Having to install a new one.
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PoliceV
5/6/2009 6:22:09 PM

This toilet is a puzzle mini-game.
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