TGS 2009: The Booth Babe Gallery!

by John Teti | 25. September 2009 03:37 | permalink
Teti Jones Hooray

 

Surely all of you are familiar with the phenomenon of booth babes, those pamphlet-toting pixies that companies hire by the handful to give their trade-show booths some straightforward sex appeal. They have become staples of the game convention experience, and Tokyo Game Show has the highest booth babe per capita of any industry event. It's an impressive show of babe force, clearly designed to accommodate the aggressive enthusiasts who teem around them with telephoto lenses. (And this is during the press and industry portion of the show—I won't be sticking around to see what happens to the hapless babes when 100,000-plus nerds arrive for the public portion of the show, but I think we can all imagine.)

 

The gallery below is a tribute not so much to the babes, but to the type of skeevy dude who thinks nothing of asking a stranger if he can photograph her boobs, enacting his own little Maxim shoot right there on the show floor. I realize that's what the booth babes are there for, but damn. Lecherous photogs, Crispy Gamer salutes you!

Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes

This guy in the white Mercedes-Benz jacket was like a machine. I think his bag is full of spare cameras because he tends to wear them down from furious overuse.

Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes

Here's a twofer:

Booth Babe Dudes

And another!

Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes
Booth Babe Dudes

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Comments

  • JasonMcMaster

    9/25/2009 12:03:23 PM

    Jones and Teti - the images of you both at the end are awesome.

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  • w1ndst0rm

    9/25/2009 10:27:29 AM

    I feel so dirty. Wathcing Jones and Teti watching other people watching boobs is too many layers for me to handle. Plus now whenever I think 'booth babe' all I can see is Jones' cheeky grin. Why do you have to ruin everything?

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  • CG-Gabe

    9/25/2009 10:24:36 AM

    @KyleOrland:

    Oh snap!

    Also, I love the intro image. Cool to see the Zerbo Tee has gone international.

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  • KyleOrland

    9/25/2009 9:58:44 AM

    "I think his bag is full of spare cameras because he tends to wear them down from furious overuse."

    I don't think that's the only thing he's wearing down from "furious overuse."

    HEY-oooooo!

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