Day Two: Final Fantasy XII: Jones Defeats Rogue Tomato, Does Some Shopping In Town

by Scott Jones | 28. October 2009 11:10 | permalink

So it looks like I'm really going to go through with this whole FF XII thing. I kind of can't believe it. I'm not having a terrible time so far. Which is more than I can say for most games. The dialogue is uneven, but actually pretty good in spots. Though I do wonder at times why all the citizens, even the elderly ones, are wearing half shirts and tiny, sleeveless vests.

I care a little bit about Vaan and Kytes and Penelo. They're street urchins who are always scheming. They are the Little Rascals of Rabanastre. Most recently, Vaan is scheming to find a way into the Palace; and Old Dalan might have a crystal that can help him accomplish this.

I also defeated the Rogue Tomato this morning. He was a total push-over. He was a tiny dude who only came up to about my knees, with a large, red tomato on his head. I don't really even know what he was, technically speaking. He didn't seem too viscious. He was barely aggressive at all. I slapped him around, until he fell over and his corpse vanished and I was awarded some serious XP-age.

I also killed some orange wolves and some cute anthropomorphic cacti for the XP-age. (One cactus was actually sleeping! I killed him anyway. F*** him. I need XP-age! I need to be a Level Four!)

After the Rogue Tomato was dead and gone, I spotted a very large T-Rex skulking in the distance. I thought, Man, I'm only Level Three, I can't deal with that! So I ran back to the town. Later on, I told Teti about the dinosaur, and he said, "Oh yeah. That dinosaur would have torn you to pieces!"

I took this as a sign that perhaps my RPG instincts are starting to come in finally. They're still just little buds, but maybe with proper care and feeding, they can actually continue to grow, and maybe even flourish.

OH, and Vayne made his first appearance this morning. Which Vaan was very, very interested in. 

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  • girlgamer21
    girlgamer21

    11/3/2009 11:56:33 AM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    well i dont have kids yet but when i do i just hope they don't start biting.

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  • w1ndst0rm

    11/3/2009 11:30:05 AM

    @girlgamer21:

    If they bite you hard enough you don't feel bad when you bite them back.

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  • girlgamer21
    girlgamer21

    10/31/2009 11:59:23 AM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    Well my best friend said bite her back i was like no if i do ill feel bad.

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  • w1ndst0rm

    10/31/2009 11:56:26 AM

    @girlgamer21:

    Each of them only bit me once because I bit back right away.

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  • girlgamer21
    girlgamer21

    10/30/2009 10:24:16 PM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    Do your kids bite you??

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  • girlgamer21
    girlgamer21

    10/30/2009 10:21:12 PM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    you have kids right? well here's a question. I was baby sitting my best friends daughter today she said baba,pwease and she snuggled me i was like awww you are so cute as soon as her mother got home from work she started to bite me she did it four times i was like wtf. Do your kids bite you??

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  • girlgamer21
    girlgamer21

    10/30/2009 8:43:45 PM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    suuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

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  • w1ndst0rm

    10/30/2009 8:38:38 PM

    @girlgamer21:

    but. i'm. not. effing. with. him.

    nudge nudge

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  • girlgamer21
    girlgamer21

    10/30/2009 8:34:09 PM

    @ScottJones:

    lmao. alright more w1ndst0rm mom jokes

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  • johnteti
    johnteti

    10/30/2009 3:57:09 PM

    The T-Rex is genius. It instills fear in you that lasts through the entire game by sending a clear message: You're not always safe.

    It's true that you can run past the T-Rex, as long as you're careful about it. And great unicorn-related riches await you on the other side (but you should probably level up a bit more first).

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  • GusMastrapa
    GusMastrapa

    10/30/2009 3:12:23 PM

    Yes, Jones. Go talk to the purple unicorn.

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  • ScottJones
    ScottJones

    10/30/2009 12:54:43 PM

    @w1ndst0rm:

    Really? A purplish Unicorn Zebra thing? I can't tell when you are screwing with me, w1ndy. Which is why I love you.

    I'll go and look around out there, but if it turns out you were effing with me, you can expect more jokes about your mom and me dating.

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  • piccolo13
    piccolo13

    10/30/2009 12:19:32 PM

    You were wise not to challenge the dino. He's actually one of the weaker dinosaurs in the game, but with your low level you would've been torn to shreds. It's actually kind of amusing how they stuck that big baddie right there in the first area of the game...some cruel developer must be out there getting a kick out of all the n00bs who got their asses handed to them after thinking they could challenge it

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  • w1ndst0rm

    10/30/2009 10:44:41 AM

    Hey Scott, there is one thing you need to do before you get too far along. Go past where you killed the tomato and then run past that big dinosaur. Just keep running and you should be okay. Go one more zone north and then take a left. Look around a bit and there is a small cave with a purplish Unicorn Zebra thing. If you talk to it it will give you some pretty cool thunder enhanced bracers for the low levels.

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  • KingArmery

    10/29/2009 10:35:49 PM

    Was that Tomato your breakfast? Pretty tasty.

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