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It Came From the Game Room: 10 Things Evan Narcisse Said While Playing Tekken 6

by Scott Jones | 29. October 2009 11:41 | permalink

1."Now who the hell is this guy?"

2. "Battle legs? I have to put my 'battle legs' on? These ARE my fucking legs!"

3. "Where should I go? Queens Harbor or Container Terminal 3?"

4. "Ooof, that Hillary Clinton clone snuck up on me."

5. "Hello infamous panty-flash juggle."

6. "He's a big one; I'm going to get a lot of chicken from him! And money!"

7. "Shit, I should have opened those crates. Shit, man!"

8. "Man, why not just MAP IT TO THE RIGHT STICK?"

9. "I need to get my eggs over here."

10. "It's funny. No, wait; it's stupid."

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Tags: tekken 6, narcisse, bob, right stick, eggs, chicken, battle legs

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CG-Gabe
10/29/2009 7:49:26 PM

Haha, "that old dude"!
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CG-Prophet
10/29/2009 7:23:37 PM

@Xavier1858:

I think they were playing Rock Band at the time?
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Xavier1858
10/29/2009 6:00:45 PM

Love it. Can't wait to see how badly I'll detest online play with this one. Also, I'm wasting mucho time looking at @evohollywood 's picture. Is that old dude like, sneezing something gross or are you just being a demon...either way, keep it up!
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KyleOrland
10/29/2009 5:08:48 PM

Save a match for me next week, Evan!
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RyanKuo
10/29/2009 5:04:53 PM

@evohollywood:

I actually asked the Namco guy about this when I demoed Tekken 6. He said the reason is that they're running out of ethnic archetypes in fighting games. So they've moved on to fat people.
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evohollywood
10/29/2009 5:03:05 PM

What's up with fighting games and including big fat ridiculous white dudes as new characters? Is Japan making fun of us?
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RussellFischer
10/29/2009 5:02:18 PM

Seriously, what's up with the goddamn chickens? Half of this game just doesn't realize that God Hand was supposed to be funny.
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It Came From the Game Room: 10 Things Evan Narcisse Said While Playing Tekken 6

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